Just read it. Made me laugh mightily. Also an awesome business idea if you ask me. And apparently others agree, to quote the website:
"Purchasing has been temporarily suspended. You guys have a sick fascination with shipping people glitter. We've received all orders & working through them. There was a tonne so be patient." _________________ Advocating the end of the world since July 1995.
Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:17 am
Sevnn
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Joined: 22 Mar 2003
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Location: Kyrat
I can't stop laughing, its moved to coughing. The FAQ is gold
Why should I pay you to send glitter to someone I hate?
First off, use your fucking imagination. We're going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when that fuckface opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere.
Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:23 am
TehDanMan
Guerilla Ontologist
Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Posts: 13143
Why are you so obsessed with glitter?
Go fuck yourself. _________________ Blargle Flarg Bergah Merg
Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:49 pm
Brules
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Posts: 11074
Location: Konnichiwa, bitches.
So who want's to mail bomb Drix with these...... _________________ K-SWISS Power cologne. Who knew you could bottle the scent of boner?
Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:41 pm
Sevnn
Candy Cane King
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Posts: 7711
Location: Kyrat
They need a box option, mixed with glitter, styrofoam peanuts, and tiny strips of paper.
Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:27 pm
Anreill
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Location: OKC
Sevnn wrote: They need a box option, mixed with glitter, styrofoam peanuts, and tiny strips of paper.
And some form of compressed air/CO2 cylinder to cause it to blow everywhere when it's opened.
Fri Jan 16, 2015 3:28 pm
LightningCrash
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Joined: 03 Apr 2003
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Anreill wrote:
Sevnn wrote: They need a box option, mixed with glitter, styrofoam peanuts, and tiny strips of paper.
And some form of compressed air/CO2 cylinder to cause it to blow everywhere when it's opened.
Rig it so that no matter which side you open, the other side also opens.
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