TehDanMan
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Joined: 01 Jul 2003
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Stranger: Heyo
You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!!!
Stranger: I FIGHT WITH PSYDUCK!!!
Stranger: PSYDUCK USE CONFUSE!
You: A WILD ABRA IS CONFUSED
You: A WILD ABRA USES TAIL SWIPE
Stranger: PSYDUCK IS DEFEATED!
You: A WILD ABRA RAPES THE CORPSE
Stranger: LOL
You: A WILD ABRA LOOKS AT YOU
Stranger: RUNS AWAY!!!
You: A WILD ABRA GIVE CHASE
You: A WILD ABRA BEGINS TO GAIN ON YOU
Stranger: RUNS INTO THE DARK FOREST
You: A WILD ABRA HAS NO FEAR OF THE DARK FOREST
You: A WILD ABRA IS CLOSER
Stranger: CHARAZARD! I CHOOSE YOU!
You: A WILD ABRA BITES YOUR CHARAZARD IN A SURPRISE ATTACK
Stranger: CHARAZARD USE SWIPE!
You: A WILD ABRA FALLS BUT IS NOT LOST
You: A WILD ABRA GLOMPS CHARAZARD
Stranger: CHARAZARD USE DEFENSE CURL!
You: A WILD ABRA BREAKS AWAY
You: A WILD ABRA LOOKS SHACKEN
Stranger: I CHOOSE HAUNTER!
Stranger: HAUNTER USE GAZE!
You: A WILD ABRA FREEZES IN THE GAZE OF HAUNTER
Stranger: *FLEES*
You: A WILD ABRA COMES TO HIS SENSES
You: A WILD ABRA SEES YOU ARE GETTING AWAY
You: A WILD ABRA FIRES A ICBM
You: A WILD ABRA AND YOU ARE ENGULFED IN THE THERMONUCLEAR REACTION
You: GAME OVER
Stranger: I loose...
You: RESULT STALEMATE
You: WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY ANOTHER GAME?
Stranger: NOOOO I haven't played Pokemon since Red
You: WHAT GAME WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY
Stranger: Borderlands. But I'm playing right now
You: GAME NOT FOUND
You: SUGGESTION BATTLEFIELD BAD COMPANY 2
Stranger: I LEFT IT AT WORK
You: SUGGESTION STARCRAFT
Stranger: Biosjock 2?
You: BIOSHOCK DRM FAILS TO ON LOAD
Stranger: AWWWW
You: SUGGESTION COUNTERSTRIKE
Stranger: Splinter Cell Convection
You: GAME NOT FOUND
You: PC GAMES ONLY
Stranger: PS3 only
You: NES EMULATOR LOADED
Stranger: Asshole Mario?
You: ASSHOLE MARIO FOUND
Stranger: YESH
You: ITS A ME MARIO
You: CHOOSE REALM
Stranger: Star Relm
You: STAR REALM LOADED
You: YOU FIND YOURSELF EMERSED IN A WORLD FILLED WITH STARS
You: TO YOUR LEFT IS A PIPE
You: TO YOUR RIGHT IS THE RAMP UP A STEEP HILL
You: CHOOSE
Stranger: Left
You: YOU ARE CLIMBING THE STEEP HILL AND COME TO A SHORT CLIFF
You: TURN AROUND OR ATTEMPT TO CLIMB
Stranger: Attempt to climb
You: AT THE TOP OF THE HILL A MUSHROOM PERSON HELPS YOU UP
Stranger: Yay!
You: THE MUSHROOM PERSON IS A SPY
Stranger: *gasp*
You: THREE GOOMBAS COME AROUND THE CORNER
You: WAT DO?
Stranger: Fire Flower!
You: TWO GOOMAS ARE KILLED
You: THE THIRD IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
You: HE HAS A HARDON
Stranger: Uses mushroom and doges attack and jumps on hos back then takes his shell
You: GOOMBA SHELLS ARE DANGEROUS WEAPONS
You: THE SPY BEGS YOU TO FORGIVE HIM
Stranger: Does not forgive
You: THE SPY'S MUSCHROOM SKULL IS SPLIT EASILY WITH THE SHELL
You: THE SHELL IS DESTROYED
You: THERE IS A DOOR
You: AND A RAMP TO GO FURTHER
Stranger: Door
You: YOU OPEN TO DOOR TO FIND THE PRINCESS CRYING
You: SHE IS FACING AWAY FROM YOU
Stranger: Aproach her
You: THE PRINCESS REELS AROUND TO FACE YOU
You: IT IS NOT THE PRINCESS
You: IT IS LUDWIG KOOPA!
Stranger: OH GAWD!
You: CLASICAL MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY OMINOUSLY
You: LUDWIG DRONES ON ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE PLUMBERS ARE
You: LUDWIG RIPS OFF THE DRESS
Stranger: Doges attacks and hits him
You: LUDWIG IS DAZED, BUT RETREATS INTO HIS SHELL AND BEGINS TO SPIN AROUND THE ROOM
You: LUDWIG NEARS YOU
You: THERE IS A CHANDALEER AND A TALL BOOKSHELF
Stranger: Jumps and loosens the chandellei
You: THE CHANDELEER WOBBLES AS LUDWIG STOPS SPINNING
You: THE CHNADELEER FALLS CRUSHING LUDWIG
You: LUDWIG SAYS SOMETHING CLEAVER, BUT INCOMPREHENSIBLE
You: AS HE'S DEAF
You: AND SOUNDS LIKE HELEN KELLER
You: LUDWIG GASPS AND THEN EXHALES ONE LAST TIME
You: THERE IS A STAIRCASE
You: UP OR DOWN
Stranger: Down
You: AS YOU GO DOWN YOU FIND THERE ARE FOUR LEVELS
You: THE FIRST FLOOR HAS THE SOUNDS OF LAUGHTER
You: THE SECOND FLOOR HAS THE SMELL OF FRESH FLOWERS
You: THE THIRD FLOOR FEELS WARM
You: THE FOURTH FLOOR HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT IT
Stranger: 4th floor
You: YOU GO OUT TO THE FOURTH FLOOR AND FIND A BALCONY
You: ON THIS BALCONY IS THE PRINCESS, CONGRATULATIONS
You: YOU AND THE PRINCESS MUST NOW ESCAPE
You: THERE IS A FLOATING PLATFORM PASSING BY
You: THERE ARE GUARDS APROACHING
Stranger: Jumps on the platform and zooms whereever it takes us
You: THE PLATFORM TAKES YOU TO THE TOP FLOOR OF THE CASTLE
You: AT THIS LOCATION IS A STAR AND AN DOOR WITH AN EXIT SIGN
Stranger: Takes the exit
You: YOU FIND THE EXIT BLOCKED BY KING KOOPA!
Stranger: GRRR
You: KOOPA TAKES THE STAR AND USES IT
You: THE STAR BOOSTS KOOPA'S POWERS
You: YOU MUST PROTECT THE PRINCESS!
Stranger: Puts the princess on the platform and rises it up
You: KOOPA THROWS A FIREBALL
Stranger: Barley dodges the fireball
You: THE FIREBALL SINGES YOUR MUSTACHE!
You: KOOPA STOMPS STUNNING YOU
You: KOOPA APROACHES LAUGHING
Stranger: Steps back and notices a switch on the side wall
You: THE SWITCH IS LABELED IN TURTLESE BUT SHOWS A PICTURE OF A MUSHROOM
Stranger: Presses button
You: A MUSHROOM DROPS HALFWAY BETWEEN YOU AND KOOPA
You: KOOPA RUNS FOR THE MUSHROOM
You: THERE IS A SHELL BY YOU
Stranger: Dashes for it too
You: THE SHELL IS MAGICALLY TIED TO YOUR LEG
Stranger: Grabs the mushroom in time
You: IT CRASHES TOWARDS YOU AS YOU EAT THE MUSHROOM
You: YOU GROW TO KOOPA'S SIZE
You: THE SHELL CLOSES SPACE AS KOOPA DOES
You: THE SHELL IS JUST WITHIN REACH
Stranger: Lunges for the Koopa shell and grabs it!
You: THE KOOPA SHELL IS WARM IN YOUR HANDS
You: KING KOOPA NEARS
Stranger: Launches the shell directly between King Koopa's eyes
You: KING KOOPA TRIES TO DUCK BUT HIS HEAD IS REMOVED
You: PRINCESS FLOATS DOWN
You: THE PRINCESS WOULD DO ANYTHING TO REPAY YOU
Stranger: Carries the princess and asks for a kiss
You: THE PRINCESS CONSENTS ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU AGREE TO MARRY HER
Stranger: Agrees
You: YOU GET YOUR KISS, BUT
You: SHE TURNS OUT TO BE A TOTAL BITCH AND DUMPS YOU AND A LOAD OF DEPT ON YOU
Stranger: OW YO
You: OH AND DONT FORGET THE TWINS THAT YOU ONLY GET TO SEE ONCE A MONTH
You: YOU HAVE A SHOTGUN AND PRINCESS IS BITCHING AT YOU AGAIN
You: THE TWINS ARE CRYING IN THE BACKGROUND
You: DEPT COLLECTORS ARE CALLING
You: YOUR BOSS CALLED THIS MORNING AND TOLD YOU NOT TO COME IN
You: THE IRS IS AUDITING YOU
Stranger: Takes shotgun to the head
You: THE COPS THAT COME TO INVESTIGATE JOKE ABOUT YOU FOR YEARS
You: TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO USE IT ON THE PRINCESS THEY SAY
You: THEY ALL HATED HER ANYWAY
You: AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN GIVE THEM THE SATISFACTION
You: DOUBLE DRAGON LOADED
You: RED DUDE OR BLUE DUDE?
Stranger: lol I don't know the game
You: DOUBLE DRAGON CRASHES
You: DESPITE BLOWING IT THE CARTRIDGE
You: IT WILL NOT LOAD
You: YOU SORT THROUGH YOUR NES GAMES
You: YOU FIND...
You: ...
You: ...
Stranger: NES shorts and dies
You: YOUR HOUSE CATCHES FIRE
Stranger: Takes the PS3 and leaves everything
You: YOUR PS3 IS OKAY
You: BUT YOUR CAT DIED
Stranger: YAAAAY!!!!!
You: CAT MUST HAVE BEEN A BASTARD
Stranger: SHE EATS MY HAIR WHEN I SLEEP
You: Awe, looks like I've gotta go
You: gg
Stranger: Aww okies
Stranger: Bye yo _________________ Blargle Flarg Bergah Merg
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