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Drix
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http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

Just read it. Made me laugh mightily. Also an awesome business idea if you ask me. And apparently others agree, to quote the website:

"Purchasing has been temporarily suspended. You guys have a sick fascination with shipping people glitter. We've received all orders & working through them. There was a tonne so be patient."
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Sevnn
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I can't stop laughing, its moved to coughing. The FAQ is gold


Why should I pay you to send glitter to someone I hate?
First off, use your fucking imagination. We're going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when that fuckface opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere.

Post Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:23 am  View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail AIM Address ICQ Number
TehDanMan
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Why are you so obsessed with glitter?
Go fuck yourself.
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Brules
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So who want's to mail bomb Drix with these...... Smile
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Post Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:41 pm  View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Sevnn
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They need a box option, mixed with glitter, styrofoam peanuts, and tiny strips of paper.

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Anreill
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Sevnn wrote: They need a box option, mixed with glitter, styrofoam peanuts, and tiny strips of paper.


And some form of compressed air/CO2 cylinder to cause it to blow everywhere when it's opened.

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LightningCrash
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Anreill wrote:
Sevnn wrote: They need a box option, mixed with glitter, styrofoam peanuts, and tiny strips of paper.


And some form of compressed air/CO2 cylinder to cause it to blow everywhere when it's opened.


Rig it so that no matter which side you open, the other side also opens.

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